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Wednesday, September 9, 2009
DON'T TELL ME I DON'T KNOW "JACK SHIT"
From sometime many of us have wonder who is Jack Shit We find ourselves at a loss when someone says we do not know Jack Shit,Well thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an intellectual way Jack Shit is the only son of awe Shit, Who married 0 Shit, The owners of knee deep N Shit Inc. in turn Jack shit married Noe shit, the couple has six children Holy Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit, and the Twins Deep shit, and Dip Shit, Deep Shit, married Dumb Shit,a high school drop out. After 15 years Jack and Noe Shit got divorced, and she married Ted Sherlock, and became Noe Shit Sherlock, mean while Dip Shit married Lotta Shit, and had rather nervous disposition named chicken Shit. Fulla Shit and giva Shit married the happens brothers, an had a double wedding. The newspaper invited everyone to the shit happens wedding. Bull Shit traveled the world and returned home with an Italian bride name Pisa Shit. so from now on know one can tell you that you don't know Jack Shit.
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