How to get away with CHEATING...SMDH

1. Never cheat in your OWN HOME.....thats a NO NO you will evidentually get caught!! Women tend to be able to detect things of that nature so dont get caught slipping!!
2. Push the car seat back into the RIGHT POSITION....cause you know when your dude/girl get in they are gonna ask why is this seat pushed back LMAO!! Then whats your excuse so cover your tracks!!
3. Use a CONDOM....its only common sense because if your significant other catches a disease or your boo gets pregnant ALL hell will break loose and make sure you throw the condom away along with the wrapper please thank you!! OK Ha!
4. Go to different AREA's ....you already know if your caught out with the new boo the significant other will find out if somebody see you so you need to be out the way!!
5. Don't ignore your significant other.... dont start spending all this time with the boo & the main is gonna wonder whats going on why a sudden change....split the time up and work it accordingly! Dont change your routine or your ass will be GRASS!! Ha!
6. ANSWER YOUR PHONE AT ALL TIMES!!! if not she/he will know or think something is up! SO just answer your phone to reassure everything is good and you should be straight!!