SHE GOT SKILLS BUT @ ABOUT 2:20 WATCH HER BITE THE DUST.....LMAO!!
NICE TRY HUH??
Showing posts with label FUNNY. Show all posts
Showing posts with label FUNNY. Show all posts
Friday, October 9, 2009
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
FUNNY TIME: NOTES TO LEAVE IN THE REFRIGERATOR!!
I KNOW EVERYONE HAS EXPERIENCED THIS BEFORE...YOU BRING YOUR LUNCH TO WORK PUT IT IN THE LUNCH ROOM REFRIGERATOR AND 12'O CLOCK COMES AND YOU GO GET YOUR FOOD AND SOMEONE HAS ATE IT, NIBBLED ON SOMETHING YOU HAD IN THERE OR ITS BEEN THROWN IN THE TRASH!! WELL IT HAS HAPPEN TO ME ON NUMEROUS OCCASSIONS SO TO THOSE PEOPLE NOW HERE IS A FEW NOTES TO EXPRESS HOW I FEEL..... LOL
Friday, September 25, 2009
Thursday, September 24, 2009
DAILY RIDDLE.....
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
40, 000 FUNERAL
Jim died.
His will provided $40,000 for an elaborate funeral.
As the last guests departed the affair, his wife Sharon turned to her oldest and dearest friend. ‘Well, I’m sure
Jim would be pleased,’ she said.
‘I’m sure you’re right,’ replied Brenda, who lowered her voice and leaned in close.
’How much did this really cost?’
’All of it,’ said Sharon . ‘Forty thousand.’
’No!’ Brenda exclaimed. ‘I mean, it was very nice, but $40,000?’
Sharon answered, ‘The funeral was $6,500. I donated $500 to church. The whiskey, wine and snacks were another $500. The rest went for the Memorial Stone.’
Brenda computed quickly. ‘$32,500 for a Memorial Stone? How big is it?’
LMAO!! Good one!!
His will provided $40,000 for an elaborate funeral.
As the last guests departed the affair, his wife Sharon turned to her oldest and dearest friend. ‘Well, I’m sure
Jim would be pleased,’ she said.
‘I’m sure you’re right,’ replied Brenda, who lowered her voice and leaned in close.
’How much did this really cost?’
’All of it,’ said Sharon . ‘Forty thousand.’
’No!’ Brenda exclaimed. ‘I mean, it was very nice, but $40,000?’
Sharon answered, ‘The funeral was $6,500. I donated $500 to church. The whiskey, wine and snacks were another $500. The rest went for the Memorial Stone.’
Brenda computed quickly. ‘$32,500 for a Memorial Stone? How big is it?’
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
WHAT IS SERIUOSLY WRONG WITH THIS DUDE?
He is crying off R. Kelly just like a lil girl lmao!! Tooooo funny and pathetic!
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Thursday, September 3, 2009
Saturday, August 29, 2009
FUNNY ISH....The BIGGEST CATS ever!!!
I would be scared to hold that BIG ASS CAT!!
This doesn't even look real OMG!! Im terrified LOL
Friday, August 28, 2009
Thursday, August 20, 2009
HOT SHIT.....FEET KICKS!!
OMFG.....WHERE THEY WHERE THESE AT?
LMAO.....
COME TO MY HOUSE WITH THESE ON AND WATCH WHAT HAPPENS!!
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