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Wednesday, September 9, 2009
DON'T TELL ME I DON'T KNOW "JACK SHIT"
From sometime many of us have wonder who is Jack Shit We find ourselves at a loss when someone says we do not know Jack Shit,Well thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an intellectual way Jack Shit is the only son of awe Shit, Who married 0 Shit, The owners of knee deep N Shit Inc. in turn Jack shit married Noe shit, the couple has six children Holy Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit, and the Twins Deep shit, and Dip Shit, Deep Shit, married Dumb Shit,a high school drop out. After 15 years Jack and Noe Shit got divorced, and she married Ted Sherlock, and became Noe Shit Sherlock, mean while Dip Shit married Lotta Shit, and had rather nervous disposition named chicken Shit. Fulla Shit and giva Shit married the happens brothers, an had a double wedding. The newspaper invited everyone to the shit happens wedding. Bull Shit traveled the world and returned home with an Italian bride name Pisa Shit. so from now on know one can tell you that you don't know Jack Shit.
09/09/09....LUCKY DAY!!
Everyone from brides and grooms to movie studio executives are celebrating today's date.
09-09-09 is believed to be particularly lucky by many. It represents the last set of repeating, single-digit dates that we'll see for almost a century (until January 1, 2101), or a millennium (mark your calendars for January 1, 3001), depending on how you want to count it.
It is the day The Beatles remastered albums, and the video game the Beatles Rock Band are released.
For Apple addicts
The rarity of this date hasn't been lost on the creators of the iPod, who have moved their traditional Tuesday release day to Wednesday to take advantage of the special date.
For maths geeks
-It is known that if 9 is multiplied by any other number, from 2 to 9, the two digits of the answer will add up to nine.
For instance, 2 x 9 = 18. 18, made up of 1 and 8.
-Sept. 9 also happens to be the 252nd day of the year (2 + 5 + 2)
-The day itself falls on a Wednesday and both Wednesday & September have 9 letters.
For people getting married
The ‘lucky’ date has led to a rush for weddings around the world.
-In Florida, at least one county clerk's office is offering a one-day wedding special for $99.99.
-9 couples are scheduled to marry at the Madame Tussauds wax museum on the Las Vegas Strip at 9:09 a.m., while 99 more are waiting until 9:09 p.m. for a shared ceremony in the observation deck at the Stratosphere Tower. Each paid $99 for their wedding package. Today is expected to be the busiest day of the year in Las Vegas. Chapel of the Flowers spokeswoman said the chapel booked 70 ceremonies for Wednesday, compared with 12 on Sept. 9 last year.
-A 99 Cents Only Store in Hollywood will treat nine couples to 99-cent weddings on this quirky wedding day. The couples won a promotion and paid only 99-cents to get married. The price included wedding gowns for the brides made out of T-shirts, table cloths and other items sold at 99 Cent stores. They'll be sent off in a limousine with $99.99 in cash to an undisclosed Los Angeles spot.
-The chain of discounts stores 99¢ Only will be treating 9 couples to a beautiful wedding for only 99¢ per couple. The store will also give away $999 to a 9lb 9oz baby born today.
For film fans
Tim Burton releases his new film "9," an animated tale about the apocalypse, today.
For numerologists
The number 9 holds a special rank in some cultures. It is associated with forgiveness, compassion and success on the positive side as well as arrogance and self-righteousness on the negative, according to numerologists.
-In Thailand, the government joined Thais nationwide in paying respect to His Majesty the King, the ninth monarch of the Chakri Dynasty, at 9:09am on the auspicious date of the 9th day of the 9th month of 2009.
-In China, nine is associated with long life due to its similarity in pronunciation to the local word for long-lasting.
-In Japan, the word for nine is a homophone of the word for suffering, so the number is considered highly unlucky.
For Dubai
The Dubai metro is launched today.
For the Web
Buzz about the rare date picked up on the Internet. On Tuesday, the term “9/9/09” was among the top 100 search terms on Google, while world’s end theories abounded on YouTube.
For businesses
Several businesses are getting on the 999 bandwagon.
-Domino's Pizza will be giving away 99 $25 gift cards to people celebrating 9th or 99th birthday on 9/9/9.
For LOLcats
One thing not to do on 9-09-09 is look for LOLcats. It has been declared A Day Without Cats.Source
09-09-09 is believed to be particularly lucky by many. It represents the last set of repeating, single-digit dates that we'll see for almost a century (until January 1, 2101), or a millennium (mark your calendars for January 1, 3001), depending on how you want to count it.
It is the day The Beatles remastered albums, and the video game the Beatles Rock Band are released.
For Apple addicts
The rarity of this date hasn't been lost on the creators of the iPod, who have moved their traditional Tuesday release day to Wednesday to take advantage of the special date.
For maths geeks
-It is known that if 9 is multiplied by any other number, from 2 to 9, the two digits of the answer will add up to nine.
For instance, 2 x 9 = 18. 18, made up of 1 and 8.
-Sept. 9 also happens to be the 252nd day of the year (2 + 5 + 2)
-The day itself falls on a Wednesday and both Wednesday & September have 9 letters.
For people getting married
The ‘lucky’ date has led to a rush for weddings around the world.
-In Florida, at least one county clerk's office is offering a one-day wedding special for $99.99.
-9 couples are scheduled to marry at the Madame Tussauds wax museum on the Las Vegas Strip at 9:09 a.m., while 99 more are waiting until 9:09 p.m. for a shared ceremony in the observation deck at the Stratosphere Tower. Each paid $99 for their wedding package. Today is expected to be the busiest day of the year in Las Vegas. Chapel of the Flowers spokeswoman said the chapel booked 70 ceremonies for Wednesday, compared with 12 on Sept. 9 last year.
-A 99 Cents Only Store in Hollywood will treat nine couples to 99-cent weddings on this quirky wedding day. The couples won a promotion and paid only 99-cents to get married. The price included wedding gowns for the brides made out of T-shirts, table cloths and other items sold at 99 Cent stores. They'll be sent off in a limousine with $99.99 in cash to an undisclosed Los Angeles spot.
-The chain of discounts stores 99¢ Only will be treating 9 couples to a beautiful wedding for only 99¢ per couple. The store will also give away $999 to a 9lb 9oz baby born today.
For film fans
Tim Burton releases his new film "9," an animated tale about the apocalypse, today.
For numerologists
The number 9 holds a special rank in some cultures. It is associated with forgiveness, compassion and success on the positive side as well as arrogance and self-righteousness on the negative, according to numerologists.
-In Thailand, the government joined Thais nationwide in paying respect to His Majesty the King, the ninth monarch of the Chakri Dynasty, at 9:09am on the auspicious date of the 9th day of the 9th month of 2009.
-In China, nine is associated with long life due to its similarity in pronunciation to the local word for long-lasting.
-In Japan, the word for nine is a homophone of the word for suffering, so the number is considered highly unlucky.
For Dubai
The Dubai metro is launched today.
For the Web
Buzz about the rare date picked up on the Internet. On Tuesday, the term “9/9/09” was among the top 100 search terms on Google, while world’s end theories abounded on YouTube.
For businesses
Several businesses are getting on the 999 bandwagon.
-Domino's Pizza will be giving away 99 $25 gift cards to people celebrating 9th or 99th birthday on 9/9/9.
For LOLcats
One thing not to do on 9-09-09 is look for LOLcats. It has been declared A Day Without Cats.Source
Jamie Foxx Partying @ the VELVET ROOM
Ok sooo here are some pics from Jamies Party and there are a few of him & his
5 REASONS YOUR SINGLE
1. YOUR LOOKING FOR MEN IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES Church is tacky you go to hear about the LORD, Clubs aren't in the RIGHT atmosphere he is there looking just like you are, @ the gym most men are working on their pecks not to pick up a sweaty woman...LOL
Alot of men don't present qualities of a man that a
REAL woman wants to be in a relationship with!
3. INDEPENDENCE IS MAKING YOU HARD TO DEAL WITH
You can't be too independent to where you feel you dont need a man or you will always be lonely!
4. YOU HAVE TOO MUCH BAGGAGE
Erika badu said "Bag Lady you gone hurt yo back, carrying all that baggage"
5. YOU HAVE CREATED A FAIRYTAIL THAT ONLY PRINCE
CHARMING CAN LIVE UP TO...this is reality!!
YOU GET THE POINT!! BE WISE AND STAY FOCUSED MR. HE IS OUT THERE!!
TRINA...NEW MIXTAPE VICTORIA BALENCIAGA
Diamond Princess, aka The Baddest Bitch, aka Miss Trina, aka now Victoria Balenciaga!
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I GUESS MOTHER EARTH WAS THIRSTY!
Officials say the firefighters were responding to a call about flooding on a residential street when they saw excessive water on the road. Worried that the ground was unstable, they were trying to back-out the 22-ton engine when the road collapsed. Two firefighters safely climbed out of the windows, while the other two jumped off the rear of the vehicle as water and mud began pouring in. Fire officials say the $500,000 engine appears salvageable, though the radio and computer system in the cab are likely damaged.
GOOD.... NO ONE GOT HURT BUT ITS GOING TO COST ALOT TO REPLACE THE FIRE TRUCK AND THE COMPUTER SYSTEM! BUT THE RESIDENCE WILL BE REIMBURSED BY LADWP FOR THE WATER USAGE ....TO FOLLOW UP CLICK HERE --> LADWP
GOOD.... NO ONE GOT HURT BUT ITS GOING TO COST ALOT TO REPLACE THE FIRE TRUCK AND THE COMPUTER SYSTEM! BUT THE RESIDENCE WILL BE REIMBURSED BY LADWP FOR THE WATER USAGE ....TO FOLLOW UP CLICK HERE --> LADWP
WHATS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?
He looks like he is not really crying LOL, his damn HAIR looks like it was put on with EYELINER and SHOE POLISH LMAO!! His hair line looks like its dripping SMH He really looks a HOT FAKE MESS!! SMDH
Tyra Banks Lets Her REAL Hair Out....
Tyra has been promoting on her show and tweeting about
letting us see her Real hair and wants all women to not wear weaves....hmmm she not bald headed ...I thought she was Ha!!
So why do she have to wear a weave all the time? Whats up with that ladies? Comments please!!
letting us see her Real hair and wants all women to not wear weaves....hmmm she not bald headed ...I thought she was Ha!!
So why do she have to wear a weave all the time? Whats up with that ladies? Comments please!!
Amber & Kanye Out & About @ A Movie Review!
Kanye West and girlfriend Amber Rose attended a screening of the highly anticipated new movie, PRECIOUS at a private residence in Sagaponek, NY this past weekend.
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